theonion:

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Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

During a press conference, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards told reporters that the new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility located in the nation’s heartland offers quick, easy, in-and-out abortions to all women, and represents a bold reinvention of the group’s long-standing mission and values.

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wecanbepirates:

We’ve had over a week with TLOAS so tell me in the tags what your current favorite song is, the song you connected with the most, and the song you were most surprised by!

sad-endings-suck:

The real reason Kendra had to die in season 2 isn’t so that bringing in Faith later would make sense lore-wise, but because she simply would not have put up with Angelus’ shit and he would have been killed and stayed that way permanently.

lastoneout:

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faeblesmith:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

spikedaily:

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The only thing I was told was that “you’re a soulless vampire who cares about nothing and no one.” […] And I remember they said that, and I was like, “You got it. Yes, boss.” And they turn away and I’m like, no way I’m playing it that way. I am not going to play it like I don’t care about anybody, because if I play it like that, the audience is not going to connect to me and they’re going to kill me off a lot sooner. They said it was going to be between five and ten episodes. And I just knew that if I played it their way, it would be five. […] And so, I found the love. I think that the way to connect with an audience is you find where the love is. It doesn’t have to be puppy-dog love — “Oh, I love you forever.” It can be love betrayed, love twisted, love denied, love frustrated — that’s fine. But love has to be in there. I mean, there was a love of hunting in Spike, and I played that, but mostly it was a love for you.” — James Marsters, interviewed by Juliet Landau on her podcast “RE-VAMPED with Juliet Landau.

jackiietaylor:

if the only taylor swift album you like is folklore i do think it’s time to just admit to yourself that you don’t actually like her music and move on